Car Ramp vs. Police CHASE
If a police sound has ever made you think, "I bet I could launch that squad car into low earth orbit," then you've come to the right place. Car Ramp vs. Police: CHASE isn't really a driving simulator. Instead, it's a "physics-defying chaos simulator" that was made by King Play's crazy scientists.
In this game, following traffic rules is just a suggestion, and gravity is more or less a nice request that you choose to ignore.
What's about the game?
In Car Ramp vs. Police: CHASE, you're not just trying to avoid the police; you're also trying to make their insurance rates too high for them to pay. You fall into a world where your main goal is to damage, flip, and boost your way through a line of police officers who are getting more and more angry.
Since the game is on kbhgames.com, you don't have to wait for a 50GB download to find out that you like running into things. It works right in your browser, making it great for a "quick 5-minute break" that ends up turning into an hour of carnage.
Key Parts of the "Getaway" Toolkit
You don't just get a car and a prayer in the game. You get special tools for bad things:
For me, the Ramp Car is the best. It's like a portable "Yet Machine." When you hit a police car head-on, you don't stop. The police car just flies over your roof like a confused bird.
For those who like the "unstoppable force" method, there is the Wedge Truck. As a snowplow moves through a storm, it clears the way for cars.
The Turbo Car is for people who need to go fast and want to see how much "air time" the physics engine will let them have before it starts to cry.
There are two different ways to play: *Chase Mode: Begin with a low level of wanted and work your way up to "Public Enemy No. 1."
For when you just want to do sick backflips and no helicopter is following you, there's Free Ride Mode. More blasts than a Zen garden, that's how it feels.
Tips for People Who Want to Be Criminals
Look, I've hit enough digital brick walls to know what works. Remember these things if you want to last more than 30 seconds:
It's best to use air control. The keys W, A, S, and D don't just work on the ground. Use these keys to level out your car while you're in the air, which is a lot of the time. You can quit your job early by landing on your roof.
How to Use the Handbrake: The cops in this game are surprisingly needy. If you want to do sharp 180s, use the brakes. It makes the AI get lost and gives you a clear way to hit them from the side.
Hold down the turbo button until it's empty, but don't let go of it. Keep it for when you're stuck against a wall or about to hit a ramp. This is your "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
Accept the Wedge: Don't try to dodge when you're using the Wedge Truck. Your job is to get in the way. Just drive right into the pack and let the physics engine do the work.
The fun of Car Ramp vs. Police: CHASE comes from the fact that it doesn't take itself too seriously. The controls are snappy, the crashes are spectacular, and there’s something deeply satisfying about seeing a police cruiser do a triple backflip because it tapped your Ramp Car. It’s fast, it’s free, and it’s the most fun you can have with a keyboard without getting an actual speeding ticket.
